I want better writers and directors. The last couple of episodes of GoT in particular have demonstrated that without George Martin, Weiss and Benioff have no idea how to handle action/adventure (which is what Star Wars is all about). This especially makes sense given that Benioff was partly responsible for the horror…

Star Wars 10: the Search for More Money

Has a sequel ever panned out after 10+ years of the original’s release.  Let alone multiple sequels?

Untitled Indiana Jones is still on?! Ford will be 79 when it releases. 

Cruella? Really? We need an origin story movie about a woman who wants to skin dogs for coats? One that makes her seem not all that bad a la Malificent?

Counterpoint - what kind of Christian uses his/her faith to hate other... ahh, my point fell apart mid sentence. 

I keep forgetting that Aladdin is directed by Guy Ritchie, that’s such a weird choice. I can’t help thinking someone was meant to call Danny Boyle, and got the wrong Gritty British Director. Could be worse I guess. They could have got Christopher Nolan and Aladdin’s emotional journey would be triggered by the death of…

1st plot hole, NO ONE IN FLORIDA HAS A FUCKING BASEMENT.MOST OF THE STATE IS LITERALLY 3 FEET ABOVE THE WATER. 

Team Flash investigates the crime of the toppled over bench

Not one of the top three stories... Jurassic World 3, Indy 5, or Tarantino’s Trek could I care less about. Unless they were mashing them all up. Then I care!

Here’s an idea for Indiana Jones 5:

Really wish they’d stop trying to force a fourth Indiana Jones movie.

The Playmobil® Movie: “Just Like Lego, Except For The Fun”

May seems to be mostly dead static. It’s almost as if the movie releases were decimated by some sort of cosmic catastrophe. Reduced, if you will, to a fine ash or dust. 

Because Disney owns the majority of Hulu and by spreading out the content across two platforms they can get you to sign up (and pay for) two different services.  In essence, rather than allow Netflix to collect the second subscription fee, they switched over to a streaming service they own.

Okay everybody in movie marketing, the “Every ___ has a ____” tagline meme has run its course. You can stop using that now.

I see Dark Phoenix is really trying to get in on the whole Rise of Skywalker/Endgame “Every Blah Has A Blah” marketing strategy.

How she found them exactly isn’t answered, unless you assume the “Where’s Fury?” scene at the end of Captain Marvel has already happened before the start of Endgame.