I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Good. We have as similar hoarder in my community, and his very visible collection of junk is an eyesore. If this guy had at least 50% of his collection stored inside and out of sight, with the rest in a well maintained and kept area, id be a bit more sympathetic. This is just a junkyard. 

guess which Arkansas players are flunking out of Basketweaving 101 right now?

But why male models?

It’s just like real life. Uncle Tony wants the car at 2 am and some cash, and you give it to him once. Then you do it again. Then you’re bailing him out of jail. Then he calls you from a pay phone in philly looking for a steakhouse and a gun. You think to yourself that sounds like fun but I want my money. You give it…

Someone is going to write a really thoughtful retrospective about this man’s lost career once pot is legalized everywhere.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Cool now he's gonna win a Super Bowl with New England and kill Curt Schilling.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Too bad you can’t just go like... thirty miles and get a gun, eh? Such an insurmountable distance makes it impossible to get a gun, but somehow they just keep getting them.

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

They don’t do it in the real world either so why would movie Congress?

That doesn’t even include the American soldiers killed in Iraq due to the inadequate vehicle armor Stark Industries provided during her reign as CEO.   Congress has all the time in the world to call Tony in to talk about his little suit, but can’t be bothered to investigate shoddy manufacturing practices costing the…

This show is phenomenal. The latest episode, where Kevin Costner discovers a smarter than the average bear has been stealing pic-a-nic baskets, might be one of the most intense, thrilling things aired on television.

This is basically just like how the first time I was ever aware of 21pilots it was in a news item about how they’d already sold a billion records and were selling out stadiums. I’ve never read a single culture blog post about Yellowstone. It was just out there.

Ep. 1: “Jean-Luc and Wesley go clubbing in Paris”

I’m not really seeing any fails here. I just read a writeup on an incident where ATC played the “a bunch of other plans flew through it just fine” card, and a lot of people died when a microburst whipped up.

Pilot saw something that made him uneasy, and didn’t fly through it. ATC kept him from hitting anybody.…