I really thought I was a little piggish because I enjoy less clad women, but this joker grew from a pig to a large HOG. First his restaurants are empty and he doesn't thinks that is JUST a marketing problem. Everywhere he went ALL his employees except the manager had major issues with corporate management. He didn't…

Big difference about being anon bikini gal on Willie the tow truck driver's FB page and being on network TV.

I think you're on to something; it's like this entire episode of Undercover Boss was filmed as a joke segment for Two and a Half Men or something.

Well, we ARE talking about a network that moved mountains trying to make Two and a Half Men last forever, so I assumed that my disgust and mostly not intentional boycott of all things CBS always included their love of sexist BS

You have to love this ugly bald little prick, trying to get back at all the women who have rejected him in his life by being the CEO of a hooters wannabe bar.

I was under the impression us old broads were slutty and willing to be the dude's sugar mama. Also, desperate 'cause we're old.

Not the same thing, dude. The difference is that these women are not your type, but they are not asking or demanding anything of you, personally. If you look at their profile and don't like what you see, move along. That's literally how online dating works. And honestly, that last thing on your list really reeks of…

You didn't get it, did you?

I wish I had been that smart. I foolishly gave it another go (Plenty of Fish this time) and was inundated with messages like "Hey, Red! Does the carpet match the drapes?" and "Since you're 50 I bet you'd love some young d*ck." I thought I had actually met a nice guy but as it turned out, he was only nice on paper.…

Please add The Illiterate: Apparently unable to read, as he ignores important criteria for partners that you put in your profile such as marital status and age. Most common types are married men looking to cheat on their wives and men much younger or older than the ages you specify that you're interested in.

The article is called The Online Dating Douchebag, though. None of the women you described sound douchey. They're just women who aren't interested in dating you or women who don't possess the traits of someone you'd want to date. I think it's rather telling that you group those people with those who treat others…

The Unrealistic Demander: possible gold digger, or wants someone who shares her socioeconomic status (big predictor for successful relationship)

Why don't all these judgemental, stuck up, fat women with kids who aren't interested in me not realize #notallmen.

"PS. Hit me up on Xbox Live, gamertag Xx_Sn1perGoku420_xX"

Is it just me, or do all of these people sound the same?

single friends who make a pact to get hitched within a year after attending a wedding on New Year's Eve

I am proud. I've now made it through both Thanksgiving and Christmas without texting my ex. Five more days and I'm through the holidays and in the clear.

ok, you give me a list of all the people who should be writing protest songs, right? and then i'll get you their twitter handles so you can tell them. because clearly you are being the change you want to see in the world, or something.

The problem with Nickleback is that the standard they shoot for is the absolute definition of mediocrity. I find that more aurally offensive than music that is just plain bad. Nickleback is the skim milk of rock music. They're the Dane Cook of rock music. They're the romantic comedy of rock music.