I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

55 a day. It is so heartbreaking and maddening that, each day, 55 people who selflessly chose to serve their country are thanked with assault, intimidation and, ultimately, silence. This is an epidemic.

As a former fraternity member (I feel like half of my Gawker comments these days start with that clause), I'm pretty confident in saying UVA's fraternities and sororities need to shut the fuck up, regardless of what happens with this story — which at the very least shows some of the warts of the system even if the…

There's so much horrible shit here I'm not even sure where to begin, but for now I'll just say, color me incredibly unsurprised that the Greek system thinks it's the REAL victimized party because activities were "suspended" during a period when school was not in session. Who gives a shit about the systematic way rape…

There is no such thing as an "MRA." They are "LRA"—losers' rights "activists." They're male failures who think they should not be held accountable for the fact that women reject them.

And a willing partner can be lying.

TLo suggested they had his cue cards on a Roomba, and that explained his lack of focus anywhere near the camera.

Bad stagings dont help popularize theater. I loved bad things as a child because for lack of a better reference and once i was older i realized what i enjoyed as a child were suspect and i should see if they cater to my adult sensibilities. They dont. Avenue Q is more likely to inspire than this dreck

We are taking this seriously and apologize to anyone who was affected by the story.

It's still true that very, very few rape accusations are false. It's still true that UVA's system for dealing with rape accusations is fucking atrocious.

This fucking sucks. This means that for the next, like, year at least, every article or expose or even individual account from a rape victim will be met with: "But that other girl lied about part of her story, so YOU ARE ALSO OBVIOUSLY LYING! FALSE ACCUSATIONS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN RAPE, BLAH BLAH RECENCY BIAS…

two words for you : College fund.

"Lena Marquise, the artist, had inserted a battery pack into herself and attached a power cord to it, allowing observers to charge their iPhones as a commentary on how we've become dependent on technology."

Agree! My husband and I were lying in bed together, about to fall asleep and he just asked me. There was no ring, there was no grand gesture. It was just us in a quiet moment, and it was perfect.

Am I the only one who finds all OTT marriage proposals fully disingenuous? Like, if you're so unsure that I'm going to say yes that you need to convince me with a huge production? Grosses me out. Or alternatively, so convinced that I'm going to say yes that you don't even consider how uncomfortable it might make me if…

He was killed for the same reason most are killed by cops - disrespect of cop. Same reason as the girl killed at Nordstrom by her former boyfriend, apparently a child of two police officers. Apple didn't fall far from the tree. You can be sure that none of those notably killed by police would have died if they were…

Why does it feel like we've gone backwards on civil rights/women's rights in the past decade or so?

Because white people need other white people to tell them it is real. It's the only people they seem to trust.

She goes out singing Nickelback.