+10 million for Practical Magic

I went to a Big 12 school, so fraternities and sororities were huge. I just....don't understand them. Sure, it's a place to make friends, but basically all of college is a place to make friends. The "community service" aspect that people throw around doesn't make sense either, IMO - just go volunteer?? Idk, maybe I'm…

#notallballs

You do God's work.

Meh.

I'm popping some popcorn in the microwave as we speak...

This. I was sort of dating/talking to this guy, and he told me he used to be engaged. I asked what happened and he told me (via text) that he walked in on his fiancé in bed with another dude, and he beat the guy so badly he was hospitalized. And he added an "lol" to the end of his text. It made me fucking sick that he…

"Bitched out" is supposed to be shorthand for being cowardly? No me gusta. What a bunch of misogynistic garbage. Asshole.

I know that my perseverance is the main quality which makes me appealing to fans...and I'll be the first to say that I bitched out way too prematurely.

This guy is exhibiting classic psychopath behavior.

Throw all the little shits in jail. We throw people in jail for carrying weed on them... if you drug an entire group of girls without their knowledge you should fucking go to jail.

Civilization has jumped the shark.

Did you watch Jill's wedding?! Jim Bob took over for the preacher and said, "you may now kiss the bride." SO CREEPY.

I feel like he's not one to believe in divorce, so yeah - I think so. The way he words it is that he and his daughters were invited, not he and his family were invited.

It's not just an ad, ya dingus. This woman's actual job is to go out and ring the dinner bell at Lady & Sons.