Better than what? It's honest work. Idiots go there to stare and perv on the girls and pay too much for bad food. Personally, I think those places are pathetic, because of the clientele, not because of the workers. They're just trying to make a living.

Yeah....

It's the CBS formula; lukewarm titillation under the guise of "OMG, Look at what a ladies' man this character is!" or, "OMG, Look at what a pig this boss is!". John Stewart coined it beautifully: The Disapproval Boner. It's porn for people who go to church twice a week.

So, owning one of these ridiculous joints is what you do when just going to one isn't enough to stroke your limp-ass ego? How pathetic is this man?

Yeah, sorry. When people keep making limp arguments based on the actions of people that don't exist, I get annoyed.

There are lots of places to meet women, other than online dating sites and apps. Don't you live in NYC?

I think that's because they think "older ladies" are supposed to be thankful, and easier to please...and thus, less likely to laugh their asses off at them.

You mean, a person who doesn't exist, that he made up. Did you read what he wrote?

Unless you want people to know you have kids, and that they're like...important to you.

You mean, the hypothetical boat chick (if you're referring to one of a hypothetical group in his conclusion that their desire for a guy with "some prime beachfront property and a boat" was what was really holding him back from dating success)?

I didn't mind Frozen; I love Kristen and Idina, and I even liked that song.

Maybe because too many women think "please don't be 30 and still living with your parents" isn't really a lot to ask?

I figure anyone who owned prime beachfront property and a boat might have less of a fiscal chip on their shoulder, so yeah... you might be right about that.

Because the tons of white women (That's some Creation Museum-level research you've done, there, I can tell) who prefer men of a different race probably don't make the entire convo about race: "So, you're Black? I LOVE Black Men! Tell me about being Black! Are you parents Black? What part of Africa are you from? I LOVE…

For a lot of those guys, "Married but Separated" means, "Married, but my wife is not in the same physical location as I am at this precise moment in time".

Or, his cousin:

Thanks for the addition:

Milk and sugar have to take the place of alcohol, tobacco, and (in most cases) caffeine. I live near Utah, and I was a member of the LDS church for a short time (y'see, there was this girl....). Their bacchanals are a thing to behold; imagine if the Ingalls family ran the Playboy Mansion.

This was in Lehi, Utah, so perhaps rum was out of the question.

Don't forget giving his pals work, and pairing them with impossibly hot on-screen wives. Seriously, whatever else he is, he seems to be a hell of a good friend.