My money is on a quadruple bypass. Let’s hope he continues to eat fast food, not exercise and not see a proper doctor.

START?

What’s really going to be fun the four years, I mean till he is impeached, is watching him try to NOT take credit for all the stuff he is responsible for.

This will be life under Trump. You think half the population is delusional *now*?

You said it. I really wish the press would freakin’ fact check the president-elect before breathlessly reporting how he saved jobs. The press reported the Carrier deal as “Trump saved X jobs” without even looking into the details. Once the details came out, the deal was a complete farce.

All of the lying and other Carrot-nonsense aside, 5,000 jobs doesn’t seem like a large number when we’re talking about a country with 310 million people. That sounds like bringing one box of crackers to feed a stadium of people.

It’s going to be a long four years.

It means your grandmother who keeps calling to ask why her computer’s cupholder isn’t working anymore is as technically savvy if not more so than our president elect. Also she’s likely better at stringing together coherent thoughts, and has better grammar.

I fired and then re-hired myself, 5000 times today. I’m taking credit for creating 5000 jobs, too.

The brilliant Obama is setting up his idiot successor; he knows Trump will reverse his orders because he just can’t help himself, he thinks he’s smarter than everybody else and at this point, he thinks he can get away with anything, and he’ll end up proving once and for all that he’s a Manchurian Candidate.

I want to die.

Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”

Exactly. Like, yeah, I know I pay nearly four figures to live in a converted dining room...

Lol are you serious?

I think you can becuase I just did.

You already knew someone who thinks they’re clever was gonna make a comment like this. It’s 75 degrees in LA today. I’m going to enjoy myself.

Just jealous, because those things are elsewhere too.

We recently adopted a bonded pair of brothers - the cutest boys. Who have been waking me up and dancing by the food bowl more than usual. Thanks for letting me know why! Here they are in their natural state ... I think they like it at our house.