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It’s a strange thing to mourn someone you don’t know. Carrie’s death, like Robin Williams’, has really hit me. She was such a warm, whip smart, bad ass woman and she wasn’t here long enough. She seemed to have such a lovely relationship with her daughter, Billie and my heart breaks for her. I hope it’s some vague

And the thing that is great about all that...it was her real personality shining through.

For lifting the veil off mental illness

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star

I have run out of ways to say “fuck you” to this past year.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Hey, don’t worry about Barron. trumpy’s getting the kid an internship with Stern’s wackpack - he’s gonna be Barron the Rich Retard. It’ll be so funny!

If I were Madonna I would stop leaving the house.

Nope. 2017 needs an opener.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

My husband and I were just talking aout this. If it was all ancients, like Abe Vigoda, then that’s one thing. But Prince? for real? fuck that.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

If 2016 could just stop, that would be great.

Does anyone else get a Russell and Taylor Armstrong vibe from Dorit and P.K.?? They strike me as a couple of grifters on the make. This seems to be the Achilles heel of the Real Housewives enterprise. Unless they knowingly hire these sorts of people because the eventual unmasking/shaming of couples like the Guidices,

At first I thought Doritos was a very progressive woman when she was discussing The Puss w her husband, but then I saw the previews for next week and she’s clearly insecure about EJ allure. Bye Doritos, you bitch from Connecticut.

Aw. How sad for her. She’s an educated white lady from a privilaged and liberal family which means she’s always had access to sex ed and birth control.

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.