Speak for yourself, more people need airbags in their lives.

Ahh.. akihabara... such an overrated place but at least you get to see some giant butts and tits.

Solid post. I think you probably could have cut a sentence or so out. (Probably choose between “Beating a dead horse by the end...” and “A good chunk of the beginning...”) You also don’t need the ‘imo’. The reader knows it’s your opinion.

I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

I appreciate this as someone that doesn’t play or watch MOBAs. But as with so many SNL skits, it’s longer than it needs to be. It’s basically beating a dead horse by the end. It also relies on some lazy stereotypes about a subculture, but that still works imo with the general fish out of water set up. A good chunk of…

“Ash was killed moments after this promo ended.”

KidsWB created some of the best commercials.

“The criminal under lord Pokemon Master, real name Ash Ketchum, was captured today by vigilante super hero, Zubatman.”

“Ash was killed moments after this promo ended.”

I could see Ash being a Gotham City villain. Singular focus. Lifetime of failure. Not the weirdest gimmick Batman has faced. I’m ready for this cross over.

What’s the deal with Konami, BROTHER?

Those buttercups say they wanna redeem themselves and their beloved franchises one moment, then they release unfinished garbage like Metal Gear Survive and ROGUE CORPS! MMM NOOO BROTHER!

The important thing here is the music works just as well for a gang of bumbling villains and their goofy leader as it does for Mujoe in Bomberman Jetters.

The important thing here is the music works just as well for a gang of bumbling villains and their goofy leader as it does for Mujoe in Bomberman Jetters.

He never said he was releasing it.  It's a family project with his kids.  You're allowed to make fan art.

I was a beta tester for Cave Story+ and NightSky back in 2011. I can confirm that all bug reports had to be sent through Tyrone himself and I never received confirmation/requests for more info about any problems I identified and some were still present in the final release, one issue with the map on a certain screen…

I … I don’t understand...
- dude makes anti-Semitic jokes
- dude gets shit for it, rightfully
- dude says he’s going to donate to ADL as a way to take responsibility
- some idiots on the internet don’t like this
- he decides not to donate to them, as a way to... take responsibility??

I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic…

Brock busts out of his shirt for his sync move.

Sorry, I should clarify: By ruin, I mean that I hold every other game to Dragalia’s standard, where I appreciate the level of free pulls they hand out, in addition to the balanced gameplay that doesn’t require you to spend a dime to be able to do all content. I spend money on Dragalia because I want to support the…

Did you pay $60 for your copy of Pokemon Masters?

Started playing yesterday night, and I gotta say it just feels predatory to me. Maybe it’s Dragalia Lost that’s ruined gasha games for me, but if you’re going to make me do random pulls for characters, at least give me the chance to pull a couple up front for free. The price point just seems a smidge to high, and the…