"I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass."

Jesus Christ, this is a shitshow of an article. And it could've been done so well, too.

What happened to Polly Pocket? When I played with her 20 years ago she was one inch tall, per clothes were not changeable and she came with small playsets. The Polly I played with was a child and definitely not a fashion doll. She had lots of friends and their playsets were as various as school, doctors office, nail…

I'd argue that this was not created for children, but for a very specific niche category of nerd in the cross-section of Lego fanatics and Star Wars fanatics.

My father, THE INVENTOR OF TOASTER STRUDEL, is very pleased with this joke.

OMG. When she climbs on the unstable chair to clean their lighting fixture I always yell at my tv. BECAUSE MORTY IS TALL AND COULD PROBABLY REACH WITHOUT STANDING ON A RICKETY ASS CHAIR.

Damnit, McKellen.

1. "NCAA Football: Special Victims' Unit" should be this article's tag.

See, the cast of Passions would have been better than this.

So can we put Santorum in jail for a decade or so now? Since he is fighting Obamacare like Mandela fought apartheid? Please?

These boys can't dance for shit.

Seriously? They're just trolling us and it's wonderful.

Pugs are superior to all other dogs for many reasons. Like, everybody knows that. Get on board, man!

WORD. Seriously, in full battle gear gender is barely distinguishable. And rightly so.

So says you! Subjective standards!

What an excellent and well-thought out response! Bravo!

But her first sentence is TRUE. In general, it is true that pretty women are perceived by many to have gotten where they are on looks and average looking/less conventionally attractive women are more likely to be perceived competent. It's undeniably true (and written about often on this site). The fact that the…

1. I can give the person who wrote the memo the benefit of the doubt here and assume she has the best intentions for women's advancement in the armed forces. That still does not change the fact that she fundamentally misunderstands the fact that people who hate having women in the military will come up with…

In their defence it really is a military/police thing.

How thick and unhinged do you have to be to take that conversation as anything but feminist with a hint of having to work within the realities of a world with issues with women.