I don't have the energy for the rage headache this is giving me.

Hell no. Divine, John Waters and Rikki Lake FTW!!

That gif is my everything right now.

I am well aware celiac is an actual disease (hello, Irish ancestry here) but the amount of people who think they are gluten intolerant or allergic just baffles me... also I'm not giving up bread and I reject anyone who does.
This is clearly a snarky day for me.

Yes, the rap part is awful but the rest of the lyrics don't seem derogatory to me.

Pharrell is the reason I still sing the theme song to Despicable Me.

Yes! I actually wondered what was so bad about the video when it said "These men are not role models".... and then Charlie Sheen appeared and everything went dark.

I am just gonna throw down and say I love this song. I love it, love it, love it. I know lots of ladies feel the lyrics are rapey but ....damn, I just love it. Am I alone? Yes? Ok then.

That was brilliant.

As I will now be constantly using the phrase "Jesus Menses Christ" liberally, to where shall I send my royalty checks?

Totally not ashamed to admit I listened to that entire song. And sang along.

She ahead the crazy eyes; too much white showing at the top and bottom. It's disconcerting. However, if I had to live with Phil McGraw, I'd have to be heavily medicated, so I'd prolly have crazy eyes too.

Well hell. Apparently

I have tried desperately to canoodle, but it seems it requires a drop of blood, a deed to your firstborn, and a credit check. High bar to clear.

Gavin Motherfuckin' Rossdale. Good god he's so...much hotness in one package.

Oh please do, and then traipse over to the Hill and troll Congress. I'll bake you cookies if you can make Boehner cry.

I reject this reality and substitute my own. The man is real, he dresses like this all the time, and cannot modulate his voice.

I really need to edit before I write.