He wasn't quite that high. He was a deputy chief of staff and director of public engagement or something similar. He also previously worked in President Obama's White House, and was on his senatorial staff.

It's really just the mouth asshole that causes him swimming problems. I've got a big round ass with a normally placed asshole and I float quite easily.

No. That was his evil son, David, who also later tried to sneak a loaded Glock on an airplane.

Don't worry. GhaleonQ will be by shortly to tell you why it's terrible.

It really was absolute garbage. I saw a lot of it in passing because it was my dad's favorite show to complain about even though he never missed an episode. Boy did he hate that Omarosa woman.

Yeah I never got a racist vibe from him. He just wants all poor people to die.

I yelled at a person in another newswire who claimed the Adele Dazeem jokes needed to be retired.

You shut your mouth. I will never retire "Adele Dazeem" jokes.

I love the Music Box, but I think of it more as a specialty theater given its unique selection. I kind of view it as only being comparable with the Siskel Center. It's a plan it in advance kind of attraction rather than the "We're bored. Wanna go see Lego Batman with a pint of whiskey?" approach I take for the Davis…

I'm all about the Davis. It just got renovated and it's gorgeous.

More than that. Helping your neighbors in a pretty low income community see a movie for free is pointless?

Is this about that thing you did to all those dogs?

Also when they're combined, those three colors prevent anyone from pooping or peeing on the flag. That's science.

Maybe they meant it like, "I need to acquire a taste of that immediately!"

Thanks, Al. Mr. Pibb is my third favorite dark soda.

Annie Potts will never let me down.

Great opening paragraph. IV is really living up to the Ebert pedigree of saving his sharpest barbs for passionless mediocrity.

Which character is that whiny young guy who kept shouting and made Morning Joe visibly cringe?

Figurative language is confusing.

Maximum 30 minutes. Trump is fat and 70. It can't be that hard to out muscle him if you're expecting it.