The legend of the EXPLODING WHALE from 1970. (Admittedly, the whole affair is a blooper for everyone involved, but everyone present had to run for it.)

You’re fired from my marketing company.

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

No, because that would give credenice to the idea that you have anything worthwhile to share.

Jesus fucking Christ.

How is Title IX a binary understanding of gender?

There must be a huge pile of corpses on that side of the pier, given it’s where EVERYONE does their premeditated murder.

“So that means that it’s physically possible for an organism to see UV light, we just don’t have the ability to do that, because our photoreceptor cells in our eyes aren’t attuned to those wavelengths of light.”

I think there’s some obscure law on the books of Gotham, dating back to the early days of the city, that says it’s legal to kill people on that one pier.

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

Here’s the asshole everyone! In case you were wondering.

“it’s cool to hate America these days”

“For some reason, this issue of Hurricane Katrina has become a paramount issue for New Orleans.” - Mike W. Pence, 2005

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975