The legend of the EXPLODING WHALE from 1970. (Admittedly, the whole affair is a blooper for everyone involved, but everyone present had to run for it.)

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

No, because that would give credenice to the idea that you have anything worthwhile to share.

Jesus fucking Christ.

How is Title IX a binary understanding of gender?

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

“For some reason, this issue of Hurricane Katrina has become a paramount issue for New Orleans.” - Mike W. Pence, 2005

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945