Lord help us

That's a nice pic of Baldwin and his daughter at top of this thread-she's not a little pig at all

Channing Tatum looks like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance, grown up and w/a gym membership.

Except don't send candy as a wedding gift to an L couple, based on last week's story of the dispute

I've been having impure thoughts of making sweet love to her while we're both covered in melted butter.........this the Paula Deen story, right?

Nice

Please move all golf stories to a non-sports website.........thanks in advance

nicely done

Very nice, +3

The years have not been kind to Lloyd Christmas (!)

Exactly. Before I heard this song, I assumed it was gonna have some kind of thumpin' club beat. Instead, it's just a mid-tempo borefest.

Fail

Equality means women have the right to be as superficial and shytty as men

Vote early and often, people (and cats)!

tl;dr

I see these on the bigger dud(e)s at the local gym

Obese Jezebels (i.e. vegetarians clamoring to be the first in line) want a "magic" pill for weight loss-not exercise and a reduction in cals

Whhhhhoooollleee lotta vegetarians in that picture, it appears