This just proves that is the worst possible response.

Yes, nothing says “I love you” like an implicit, threatening demand for reciprocity.

The writer wrote that - however, as pointed out by the writer and others here, where are the white feminists coming to their defense? Crickets...

Maybe it sucks because you’re incredibly bitter and people can tell.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

BELIEVE IN THE MAYO.

This is seriously the best knife I’ve ever used at home. I especially love the grip.

This is seriously the best knife I’ve ever used at home. I especially love the grip.