These kinds of sick bastards need off the streets and jailed for life. Done. No trial. No parole. Game over.

Marv is my new hero, and I am a genuine car designer.

not only high end, I have one on my C-class. Exclusive trim however (whatever that means):

Have you ever met an older person, like 80+?

Marv is 88 years old and clearly doesn’t give a fuck. Subtlety is a young man’s game. You do you, Marv.

They’ve apparently never heard of the Streisand Effect.

I don’t know about that. Ford, Chevy, Ram, and GMC are already selling the equivalents of S-Classes (or at least E-Classes) in pickup form, so it’s not like there’s much new territory left to chart at the top end of the segment. And a lot of what sells trucks is the machismo image of looking like a blue collar tough…

Only reason I clicked the article was because of that sweet sweet Park Avenue.

My first thought was Suzuki Kizashi, the overall shape reminded me of it.

Black 2012-present Ford Focus (SEL or higher for chrome trim)

That’s a tough one

And this is exactly why articles like this are ridiculous. Opinion pieces are fine, but lengthy rants that make out your preferences to be completely infallible are garbage.

It’s the hot take of automotive journalism. Thrown out there to get a response knowing full well that it has no reason to be written in the first…

I don’t want to live in your future.

That headline is very misleading