Someone falls off the top trying to repel = DONE!

One is a Dick and the other is stupid; maybe they won't be after this!

First - Love the Robot Devil

I recently started woodworking, and I ve screwed up enough now, that I think ahead - “What am I most likely to fail at” and I’ll try that 1st. This way I’m fresh & if I fail, I haven’t put a lot of time into other (now useless) tasks

I like thinking that my poop (MY POOP) is blessing another part of the earth. And the locals are blessed to smell it.

I was a very slow reader as a child, but I was very smart. So I read every other paragraph to speed up and the rest I could acquire from context.

I get hiccups quite often, and the only thing that works for me is Peppermint. My wife has 100% pure Peppermint oil in tiny beads. I pop them in my mouth and after 20 seconds, I’m all set.

I JUST Looked it UP!! “I have Sisters”

I felt he same way about German; once you get the basics, It’s like speaking in a thick German Accent!

I read his book about 15 years ago and it really changed my life. I was in sales (Commission Only) and failing. I devoured the book; took notes; and applied each of his principles to various areas of my communication. It was not long before I was one of the leading sales people in a company of 600. I rarely dropped…

I WAS THE BEST!!! I quit gaming almost 15 years ago, but after my friends & I had destroyed too many controllers, I decided to try some zen! Never again would I get angry (Literally NEVER), but instead:

My favorite new baby doppelganger!

Best transition EVER!

Actually Cardiovascular disease gets no real benefit from exercise. One does get a stronger heart; that just makes it beat harder before it dies of asphyxia

The MOST important thing is to figure out what you want to do!

In a pool or Hot Tub. (Not Mine of course).

I was lucky enough to see my Econ adviser walking to school before the quarter started. I saved a lot of money by ALSO being interested in Chess.

I graduated from a well known University in 1 Calender year! 4 quarters and I receive a B.A. in Economics. I wasn't able to work, drink, or socialize, but I saved a lot of $$$

I had 2 months of training for a new job and I was so bored, I began drawing everyday. I hadn't really doodled since i was a kid, but bye the end of the training, I quickly became better than I ever was as a child. It's a handy skill!

Who in their right mind would buy a DAC under $1000? What a Joke!