Hey 15 year old, no one gets “invited” to high school parties. You just show up.

It used to be because the products sucked and were extremely pale imitations of the real thing. I.e., Boca Burgers and Tofurkey. (Also because there are sad and angry people of all diets who like to sad and angry all over the internet.)

This. Completely this.

I’ve walked in to and immediately out of places that were too loud for dinner. I’m fortunate to live in a large city so I can literally walk next door or down the block to get something else to eat even if I’m miffed about it because I probably wanted wherever I was going. Excessive noise should be left to clubs and…

If I have to speak louder than my normal voice to be heard clearly by the person immediately across the table, the place is too loud to eat at. It may be fine for watching a game while drinking with friends, but not for a place to eat.

I almost always watch movies/tv with the subtitles on.  Thanks to too many loud concerts (looking at you, Bob Mould), my hearing just isn’t what it used to be.

Best part of this:

Bonzi. Fuckin’. Wells.

Sugar Guy.

A later-era episode, but I’m partial to Angelo:

Is it weird that I’m completely on Harden’s side in this?

Wrong. Is it hot? Is it a sauce? Yup. It’s a hot sauce.

I would call a hot BBQ sauce hot sauce. Its right there in the name. Things can be 2 categories at once.

Why be such a buzzkill? This is really thoughtful of him. It’s not bare-minimum considering he really didn’t have to do it. He was going above and beyond to make sure he didn't accidentally make someone uncomfortable.

Its true that my husband does almost zero percent of the cleaning but he does about 95% of the cooking and baking because I’m crap at it and he’s not. He’s really, really bad at cleaning. He’s not pretending either. He’s as incapable of sweeping a floor correctly as I am at making a delicious french roast. But I would…

Cowboy fans: “hold my beer”

This sounds like a terrible idea that I would seriously consider.

That pizza *just* came out of the oven. You can see how his hands are burning and yet he just follows the hell through with the handoff.

THIS IS WHY I DEADSPIN!! TAKE ALL THE DAMN STARS GIRI

Chris Paul would have injured his hamstring while dropping the pizza and attempting to draw a foul.