You should start a religion around this.

The foul count has been pretty crazy so far. The refs called 58 fouls last name after calling 53 in game one (the average is somewhere around ~40 per game), a lot of which were of the ticky tack, non-shooting variety. The NBA has done the research and clearly decided that what we want to see is LOTS of free throws.

Toronto’s deep bench and the Warrior’s collection of lukewarm bodies is the narrative I’ve seen.

Noho Hank from “Barry” as Adam Silver

Agreed, the whole Heart of Archness trilogy was brilliant. Should be on the list. And the Scottish race announcer from Jeu Monegasque was great. 

S02E11 - Jeu Monegasque - “Say your name.” *sigh* “Benoit.” “Balls!” (Also, Benoit is Peter Serafinowicz!)

If Nolan is doing a palindrome-themed spy thriller, I’ve got the perfect trailer tagline:

Defeat the hair, before the hair defeats you.

2nd best AFC East QB is Ronnie Brown out of the wildcat.

It’s Not Raining Enough For The Lowest Setting of My Wipers But It’s Too Rainy To Leave Them Off.

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

I’m not crying,,,,, you’re crying!

I fully get Dany, more people would be alive today and fewer will die of starvation and further war, if she had made a surgical strike on the Red Keep at the start of the 7th season. 

Yeah I’ve heard that too! Like you said, it’s not about anyone else being around but the more time you spend just wandering around in your room naked, the more comfortable you will become with your body.

I would suggest starting being comfortable in your own skin at home, and then being naked in public where it is appropriate. Seriously, going to a nude beach, naturist resort, or even just a sauna where you can be naked with other people of your same gender will boost your self confidence 100x. It sounds scary, but…

Disney announces their release dates for future projects and you guys are burying the lede.

This was the only game to ever have truly contended with WoW imo, at least from a gameplay perspective.

I’m a real softy. I’ve read all the books multiple times and seen every episode at least twice. I’m fully in the bag for this world and the stories therein. Just thought I’d share how a full on pollyana saw the episode.

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

This is what I come to Deadspin for.