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Mark Hamill and Daniel Radcliffe are near the top of my list of actors who achieved extreme stardom at an early age but seem to have coped with it gracefully.

Does Kyle MacLachlan reprise his role as mayor of Portland?

All of these proposals sound great when you’re talking about employees of big companies like Amazon, Google, some big factory. But many of the things listed in the article are simply untenable for small businesses with fewer than ~20 employees.

Beat me to it. If any professional is using a Ryobi “power”tool they’re probably going through half a dozen faulty batteries a month.

If Democrats tried to promote gun ownership among immigrant communities and people of color, I bet we’d get some gun control legislation pretty quick.

This is semi-unrelated but its a thought that’s bothered me the past few days. Ya know what I think would be REALLLY delicious but I’ll probably never have the opportunity to try, a freshly baked Goldfish cracker.

I think the point is to just eat much less meat. You don’t need to cut it out all but we, as a society, need to drastically cut back. Too many Western diets have meat as a staple of EVERY meal and too many people live under the misconception that meat is the only reliable source of protein and other vital nutrients,

That’s my beef with Olive Garden. Mediocre pasta and pasta-adjacent dishes are soooo easy and cheap to make at home, I can’t rationalize spending money at OG.

There should just be a Bronn prequel that follows him on his sellsword adventures. His backstory is vague yet fanciful enough that it could exist in the World of Ice and Fire without needing to alter any of the established canon.

I want him to interview Brett Favre

Being rich and being an alcoholic is cool and sophisticated i.e. Tony Stark, Lucille Bluth. Being poor and an alcoholic is a sad cry for help

You know all those stop signs, traffic lights, turn signals and painted lines on the road? Ignore them. As a cyclist you are now entitled to pick and choose which traffic laws are worth following. Also, if you feel like it, you can also ride your bike on the sidewalk and swerve through other pedestrians. Most of them

To each their own I guess but Corona is neither a cheap beer nor is it a particularly good beer. Its twice the cost of most American macro-brews and its uniformly skunked because its shipped and sold in clear bottles. It feels like its more refreshing than it is because of that clear bottle, its obnoxious millennial

Not that I mind, but Travis Kelce wasn’t mentioned once on this page.

My chest hurts

Can’t wait to see the Guardians and Defenders play to a 0-0 tie

Yeah. I think the real headline is that Conan’s target demo happens to include the most voracious podcast listeners.

RE: Ass washing

When it's not an emergency, always use email. Stopping by the office, making a phone call or even sending too many IMs or texts is an interruption and can disrupt their workflow. At best they'll be annoyed and at worst they'll resent you for adding stress. If you need to have a more in depth discussion, send an email

Shout out to Men Without Women. I highly recommend as well