I think Messi or Ronaldo might be ahead of Jordan. Sure there’s some recency bias but everyone who’s aware of soccer knows who Messi is just like how everyone who’s aware of basketball knows who Michael Jordan is. I think more people are aware of soccer than basketball.

Please, don’t be crass. Use the politically correct term: jizz rag

Shakira might be the #1. She is everywhere. She’s insanely popular in Latin America and Africa and everywhere else is at least vaguely aware of her.

My top 5 in no particular order: Muhammed Ali, Hitler, Shakira, Ronald McDonald, Mao Zedong

Yes! You can do it raw or saute it up a little bit and melt the cheese on top. You’ll need a firm tomato, a crunchy sliced sourdough and extra crispy bacon to counteract the texture.

This is a situation where management has literally all the power. I like a lot of the writers at the Ringer but they do not have difficult or skill-oriented jobs. They don’t do much journalism and any English major could take their job for less money. If I had to write 5 articles a week about how Ja Morant is good at…

“Nathan Peterman” is the only two words you need to say to win an argument about whether or not Colin Kaepernick should be in the NFL.

Anytime I refer to someone as “buddy” it generally because they’re irritating the fuck out of me and/or they’ve worn out my patience.

Swearing is great but I think an essential skill to learn when and where you shouldn’t swear. When I’m at bar or with friends or in safe company, I’ll curse like a sailor. I get frustrated when I’m with friends and they’ll be dropping cunts, fucks and bitches when we’re at brunch and there are small children 5ft away.…

Hey 15 year old, no one gets “invited” to high school parties. You just show up.

Sportscasters using the word differential when they mean difference. They all do this and it drives me nuts

I think another part of it is that there are a lot of celebrities that aren’t THAT rich. If you’re an actor living in the LA area and you have a net worth of $1 million, you’re still very well off but not so rich and job-secure that you’re going to pay someone else to take care of the menial tasks that aren’t that bad…

Regardless of fake-meat’s quality, I’m always surprised how furious meat-eaters get at the mere existence of fake-meat and that anyone would try to compare it to real meat.

I think if Yugoslavia could form a team, they could beat this roster.

I’m sorry but picking Blue Moon anywhere in the draft is an instant disqualification. 

I’d rank them Australia, South America, North America, Africa, Europe, Asia. Australia is good but you need to time your first earnest foray into the other continents well so your not overextended during your conquest of Asia. South America is a realllllly close 2nd because not only is it pretty easy to hold, you’re…

I think its as simple as not having music when its super busy and having pretty low volume music playing when its less busy. There are certain situations where the music is appreciated because its so quiet that I’m inadvertently eavesdropping on others, but I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to eat at a place where I need…

What bothers me is that most of the stress associated with school involves the obligations outside of it. Homework, in my opinion, has gotten way out of hand. In middle school and high school, students have 5-7 different classes a day and when they hand them the syllabus each teacher, with a straight face, will say…

I’m in the same boat. What really gets me is that almost all the actors in dramas speak almost unintelligibly now. Female actors all do this weird whisper acting thing where normal conversations are spoken in hushed, breathy tones (ie Cersei Lannister, Michelle Monaghan, every character on Big Little Lies). Male…

A denver omelette with plenty of water and black coffee. If you can force yourself to work out or at least start sweating, that helps a lot too. Theres also a strong mental component. If you wake up hungover and just lazily languish over it all day, it'll feel worse. If you force yourself to try and carry on as you…