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My theory: GRRM has finished the Winds of Winter and is at least in progress towards finishing a Dream of Spring if he hasn’t finished it already. When the show started, HBO took some control over the IP and produced the show in an effort to make money, which is fine. If GRRM, his publisher and HBO want to make as

Has any adult male NEVER masturbated? The statistics they would show us in sex ed class would say that like 91% of guys masturbate and I always assumed that 9% of us are liars. The Pope has definitely masturbated. Puritanical religious types definitely masturbate too. The only scenarios where I could see a guy going

I agree that about 30 minutes after I plan on waking up is the best. However it can become a problem if you try to sleep in. I don’t like waking up to an urgent BM. I will say that the pre-bed dump is underrated. It helps if you’d had some fibrous vegetables with dinner to shepherd the meat and cheese through the

I am so sick of Processors especially now that they’ve cashed in their decade of deliberate failure for maybe a couple of seasons of Tobias Harris and Jimmy Butler. Ostensibly intelligent basketball-knowers still think that Hinkie-ism is the way of the future. What success have the Sixers had? Show me one argument for

Gwen crushed this draft. First she drafted Jordan but then she managed to steal Lebron James and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in the later rounds

McGangbang  = McChicken sandwiched between two halves of a McDouble

The fried egg could also be an effective container for additional spice/seasoning. When frying the egg you could add more salt, pepper, garlic salt, lawry’s, chopped chives, etc.

Shaky Sherpa is definitely the name of a microbrew

My favorite drinking “game” in college that some buddies and I invented was called 6-card stud. Each player would buy a six pack of bottled PBR which have playing card values under each bottle cap. Whoever finished the 6 pack with the best 5 card hand won. Bets were placed before starting and after each successive

I’m not a huge fan of their pizza, but a Domino’s logo would be pretty innocuous logo that might be worth a lifetime supply of free pizza

This a really strong region. When I started I thought Jizyah shorts would run away with it but General Booty, Reymundo Mundo, Pixie Fuhrmeister could pull an upset

Nevermind that that action would be sexual harassment or indecent exposure regardless of the person’s gender or if they’re in a bathroom.

That’s the point that gets missed by “political correctness” haters. You still CAN say awful things and use hateful language; you won’t get thrown in prison. But don’t be shocked when people start thinking you’re either ignorant and/or a bigoted asshole and want to stop having anything to do with you.

This question is brilliant because I think its an excellent example of how discourse can be corrupted by forcing a binary answer to a question that requires a modicum of nuance. The correct answer to the hot dog question is the following:

Unless you’re giving kids money to buy their own food, the decision is always the parent’s or whoever’s responsible for the kid at the moment (school, babysitter, etc.) Kids don’t eat crap because there’s a shiny cartoon on the box; they eat like crap because parenting is hard and its always easier to pack their

I would urge sympathy towards the staff and management. Sometimes things get hectic and your order gets messed up. Sometimes you’re the customer they’re dealing with after their boss tells them they have to work the weekend. Maybe your steak came out under-cooked because you and the chef have fundamentally different

I lived in a frat house with 19 guys and 1.5 working toilets. The half toilet could only handle pee, not poop.

You really need the right shoes for ankle socks too. I’ve bought the costco pack of ankle socks and then try to make it through a day with shoes that go slightly higher on the ankle and by the end of the day I’m a blistered, bloody mess.

Poop’s everywhere, man. As long as you’re washing your hands and showering semi-regularly you’ll be fine. We probably inhale more poop particles walking into a public restroom than we get on our clothes falling to the ground. The toilet seat cover on the ground idea is good for keeping your pants dry, though. Khaki