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I think there’s a surprising number of people who only have basic cable and just tune into CBS on a Thursday night and watch the whole slate of shows from the news to the Big Bang theory to Dr. Lawyercop: Chicago.

I’ve been given the wrong food on numerous occasions and usually will just eat it anyway. If I’m eating at a diner or a fast casual restaurant, I’m not usually dining for the “experience”; I just need to fuel up. As long as its edible and not dangerous to consume, I’d feel too bad about throwing away food. Now if its

People should check out the Get Me Roger Stone doc on Netflix. It goes over his career along with Paul Manafort and I definitely finished it with the strong impression that they both internally expected and accepted that they’d die in prison.

The NFL should just catalogue all bad calls and no calls that referees make/dont make and have that influence which officials they fire or give bonuses to. In reference to this particular no call they should apologize for nothing and say that bad calls are a part of the game. The fact that it was towards the end of reg

A vegan could never eat poop according to the diet and a vegetarian could eat poop only if it came out of an herbivore. Deer poop is righteous. Bobcat poop is immoral.

Quaithe at the God’s Eye. final answer

Eli Manning is the worst QB who will probably be in the Hall of Fame.

New York and LA are expensive but also have a higher population that enjoys the cheaper alcohol options. San Diego, Seattle, SF, Boston, Anchorage are all almost uniformly high income whereas other cities have more economically diverse neighborhoods. I also bet that the cities listed have the lowest rate of

Perfect use of parentheses in the headline. Bravo

White People: A Race Against Time

The best is Kansas, perhaps the most landlocked state, hating shellfish. 

He’s turning into the Mark Wahlberg of Philadelphia; appointing himself the de facto ambassador for a gritty, tough, city that won’t take shit from nobody.

The 2k career mode never appealed to me simply because the “character” I was playing was always such an insufferable doofus in the cheesy cutscenes. 

Not to be THAT guy, but Firefly is pretty wonderful and difficult not to enjoy for teens/tweens.

In French Scrabble, the scores can reach 4 digits. If you can put two, 5-6 letterj’___” words with the j on the triple letter/word tile its like 800 points.

Ryan Coogler: The coogliest coogler who ever coogled.

I’m so triggered

*Fewer Dicks

Havarti cheese is the best lettuce for your sandwich

I poop at least 3 times a day but, if I’m being a honest, a couple of those are vanity shits.