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When I read the headline I immediately asked: Is it because the bat may have given you rabies or is it because if you’re the kind of person who would have a bat flying around your room, there’s a good chance you also have rabies?

My biggest word-related pet-peeve is when sportscasters use the word “differential” when they clearly should be saying “difference.” I don’t know who started this trend but almost every announcer uses it almost every time and always incorrectly. 

That recipe is basically just a list of things i like.

I think in public schools its tricky which books to make required reading because so much modern literature has a moral or political slant that most schools would have parents bristle at. I think that’s why you see so many “classics” and Americana that may not be great literature, may not have any prescient themes,

If his contrition and atonement is unsatisfactory, the best thing to do would be to just not watch his stuff, don’t buy his stuff and remind his remaining fans why he’s problematic. If he’s committed a crime he SHOULD be tried for it and be forced to face those consequences. Public opinion is very finicky and can be

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For the right ham, I wouldn’t spend a dime over $1.3 million

I GUARANTEE you that the final scene of the show will involve them all leaving the apartment, seeing that the elevator is finally fixed, and then all silently deciding to use the stairs anyway.

I GUARANTEE you that the final scene of the show will involve them all leaving the apartment, seeing that the elevator is finally fixed, and then all silently deciding to use the stairs anyway.

Of course if one brown person is scary, it stands to reason that ALL brown people are scary. That’s just basic science.

Fox News is leaning pretty heavily into the illegal immigrant murdering the innocent white girl story instead of the Cohen/Manafort stories.

A lot of folks will have mini-fridges from when they lived in the dorms. Make use of them in each individuals bedroom to store their respective special foods and condiments that they don’t want roommates using.

This guy definitely is an asshole. However, I’m always confused by these types of cases, legally. Technically this guy could refuse to bake a cake for anyone he chooses for whatever private reasons he has; you can’t compel a person to bake a cake. The real crime is stating his reasons for refusing to serve them. If

Kevin, assuming I have access to an Asian grocery, what’s the optimal brand of soy sauce for this recipe? I’ve only ever known Kikkoman.

I’ve found that avoiding expensive hobbies/habits has helped me save money a lot faster than my peers. I avoid overspending on fashion, gadgets, subscriptions, and my car. I still travel but prefer shorter, efficient trips to more economical destinations; many of my friends have wiped out their savings spending a week

Unless you were a born and bred A’s fan or a contrarian, most people in the Bay Area prefer to go to Giants games even when they’re bad. AT&T Park is really expensive but the concessions are very good, the location is phenomenal and its pretty easy to get to with BART and muni. The A’s stadium is bland and the

You’re right on the chimichurri. Delicious, but probably too powerful for a ribeye. 

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I agree that you should order/cook food in the way that you’ll enjoy it. I think the reason why steak snobs get offended by over-done steaks is because they see lost value in which cut of beef was used. If you’re a person who can’t stomach bloody meat, then overcooking ribeyes is probably the wrong move. It’d be like