That stock photo is perfect.

I’d tell D&A to tweak his perspective about George. Realize that he is in unrequited love with the woman D&A’s with, he lacks the social maturity to move on or at least behave civil around her boyfriends, he thinks his towering intellect makes him superior to you but has nothing to show for it. I’d pity him. Realize…

The more I think about it, the less sense it makes for LeBron to go to the west. That triad would probably make them favorites to win it all but by favorites that probably means 30% chance vs GSW 28%, HOU 27%. He might only have 2-3 more seasons as a game breaker and there are too many potential obstacles in the West.…

I’m pretty sure, regardless, that he would get the most money if he “stays” with the Spurs and gets signed to a max deal (I’m not sure about the supermax mechanics either). My thinking is that Spurs will maximize their return on a trade if they’re trading a long-term Kawhi instead of one-year mercenary Kawhi. The…

True. I think its mostly about trying to get something roughly equitable for Kawhi who, two seasons ago, was a consensus top-5 player. The Spurs are a pretty smart organization and they certainly don’t want to get screwed like Cleveland did with the Kyrie trade.

I think Pop would like Kuzma and the Spurs have a pretty high batting average when they actually have picks. I could see them doing a sign and trade with the Lakers: Kawhi <-> Kuzma, 2018 1st round pick, 2019 1st round pick. The issue with the 2019 pick is that if the Lakers really do load up this offseason, that 2019…

I think that, like Space Jam, this basketball flick is going to be stupid, but essential.

The Bible’s a fun read. My favorite is Exodus 21 outlining the rules for owning slaves and how “When a man sells his daughter as a concubine, she is not to leave as the male slaves do.” 

I meant bleh as in unappealing to me. There is certainly a strong, saccharine flavor that needs to be tempered. 

You should make a list of the least likely LeBron destinations and do some forecasting gymnastics to imagine what it would take to see lebron on that team.

This. I think a lot of people struggle with going vegan because they try too hard to replicate the animal products they’re giving up (cheese, milk, meat) when, in fact, some of the best, most accessible vegan foods are foodstuffs that are vegan to being with and are prepared to suit your palette. There are a lot of…

I agree that jackfruit on its own is pretty bleh. But if you cook the shit out of it and heavily season it with Mexican spices, its one of the better meat substitutes for vegan tacos.

Here’s my take: Regardless of whatever your private views are on people who are different than you, it behooves you to at least be chill about it in public. Even if you’re a racist, misogynist, homophobe, etc, you have to at least realize that it a super bad idea to espouse those views in a public setting. These…

Raisins are fine and hating them is definitely overkill. I will admit that, by themselves, eaten by an adult, they’re a pretty sad treat. They’re a healthy-ish candy alternative for kids and they are nice when combined with other ingredients. But a grown adult buying a box of raisins and just eating a handful is…

My understanding is that this policy is supposed to provide opportunity for impoverished students, not necessarily just black and Latinx students. The connections between economic opportunity and race are well documented but for the poor Asian students, this policy should actually make things easier.

Harden’s cheesy foul mongering is definitely the most annoying part of watching the Rockets. He leads the league in FTA by 133 attempts! Giannis is 2nd and its not even close. He’s an excellent shooter and has some pretty lethal speed, but his floppiness is the most infuriating thing to watch in a league that is…

Megan, your flip-flops take is wrong. This isn’t Victorian Soviet Russia. Judging by your Raiders/A’s fandom, I’ll assume you’ve spent at least some of your life in California, where the flip-flop is the state bird. If the weather’s right and you don’t have moldy Fritos for toenails, flips flops are perfectly…

My take is that body wash is fine only if you’re using it with a loufah or something to actually SCRUB your skin. If not, you’re just putting a thin layer of nice-smelling moisture on your skin. But I agree, in general, that body wash is a rip-off. As someone who wants a unisex scent, ivory, dove and irish spring bar…

Did that RA explain why they were calling the cop over? What kind of encounter was this asshole expecting in a college dorm room? You’d have to be remarkably dumb to assault a cop with so many witnesses for such a petty “crime.”

Luke, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: you should do a ranking of Paradox games.