Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

What the fuck kind of comment is this? Jeans take a fuckin’ belt, and that’s all there is to it. Even if it’s just to fill the loops, wear a goddamn belt. No belt is some classless hillbilly shit.

Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

When they fill the infield with water?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Burke’s a President, not a GM. He’d be talking to Brad Treliving, who would have Burke hovering over his shoulder like the drunken burning soup pot that he is screaming “TRUCULENCE”.