Why should we pay to clean up Halliburtons mess? I sympathize with the Iraqis because we killed a million and displaced 4 million more. I do not agree with obama’s policy of continuing the war. He just wanted to be re-elected. And why? He KNEW he couldn’t get his agenda through congress. He sold us out. Chicago…

I understand your frustration. But there was always an easy solution for obama. He refused to stand up and do the right thing. Now everyone’s buddy buddies?

I never considered the last four POTUS’ since Reagan any less criminal than Nixon. Fuck obama. He knows the score. He is a coward.

He is not from fucking Texas!

Tell ‘em to make pimento cheese. Everybody loves that.

COTD  You need all the stars and a hug.

Bridal showers are the best. Those girls are way crazier than the boys.

My ex could make soup and use every pan in the house. Then she would abandon the mess and say “I guess you’ll be doing the dishes.” I took over all cooking/cleaning duties. Then I fired her.

Any recipe that starts with bacon and butter can’t be bad. I think Bourdain said “Butter-it’s the first thing in and the last thing out”

Why? As an FA they’d have only one option and it means more money. He wouldn’t agree to a trade. Have you noticed he doesn’t want to be in Pennsylvania at all?

I say what I always say in this context. Screw pissburgh and all of the yinzers.

DNC AND DCCC are useless, outdated organs.

9 million more people voted D in the senate races than goopers.

What a maroon!

You don’t pay attention at all, do you?

You’re not gay, right? DCOTD.

$1.7 Billion in fines, 14 felony convictions. How did FL vote this guy in in the first place?

Everyone needs a hug. You’re just rude.

Did you go off your meds? You’re just rude.

I used to tell my staff to watch the first scene of Reservoir Dogs (I reimbursed them the rental cost). We were in an affluent community and tips were good. I once chased a customer up the street who had stiffed one of my guys. When I returned with $10 (on a $40 ticket) and handed it to the server, he told me that no…