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I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it for myself. We are still fighting the civil war.

Wait. This is his stock photo? Grow the mustache and put more buttons on the uniform, adolph.

Don’t you think he already has?

Well said.

Just a thought. My parents introduced us to restaurants at an early age. In the 50's my siblings went out to the car (big wide ass back seat) to be changed. All the parents did this. And we all grew up to be glorious foodies!

Ever get a server’s permit? The whole course is about dealing with drunks. Talk about scary!

Obviously you’ve never had the”Godmother” sandwich at Bay Cities Deli in Santa Monica.

Starred for the absoluteness. 

Cheese biscuits to go!

Not correct. The chain has been doing half price appetizers after 10pm for years. The are driving sales by appealing to millenials and the active retired. They know their market. They ain’t losing shit. They’re printing money.  

In defense of Aikman, he is severely brain damaged.

Buncha old white dudes (including Strahan). Why don’t republicans have any sense of humor?

Palomas is 200 miles from the border. They’re not even going there.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha..oh yeah.

He’s not well liked, even by his family. He always looks like he has to shit.

THEY ARE LIARS.

Mike Pence is in this up to his albino eyebrows.

NO DOGS, NO IRISH NO ACTORS

Also. I wouldn’t fuck him with Sarah Sander’s dick.

#metoo