I never miss this column. I’m a veteran who recently worked at a place where we weren’t supposed to get tips($12.00 an hour was enough?). We had a very unforgiving customer base (rich), but I did notice that the people who offered me tips were always older. I was just providing the best customer service I knew and I…

The fat guy in the first photo is probably the coach.

Which is complicit in a rape and false imprisonment of Ms. Jones, not to mention all the people they had killed in Kuwait and Iraq.

She hasn’t been laid in a while.

According to the former mayor of NYC, you can get pregnant from sitting on a NY throne. Male or female.

This. Is. Just. Too. Much.

We were buying a starter kit with Obama. He never got better at the job.

What a maroon.

Mr. Scott declined to be interviewed for this article. But in a statement provided by his campaign, he said, “I have never made a single decision as governor with any thought or consideration of my personal finances.” He added, “I will not apologize for having success in business.”

What plan?

Not according to Donny Osmond.

Hi-Yo!

One more example of how twitter has ruined communication. 

Adding more veggies, fruits and whole grains to one’s diet does improve overall health, but I’m to the point now where I say about vegans: Let ‘em eat air.

IDK. $1million for indigenous women would be a great help. I don’t think Warren is a good politician. That’s part of her appeal.

I can’t even watch college BB anymore, mainly because of this guy. He wants to be recognized as a preeminent leader and coach, and yet never misses an opportunity to sully the image of amateurism of the sport by openly and profanely cursing at his players. ON LIVE TV, no less.

You win stupid of the day. 

He played a misogynist for years HIMYM. I’ll avoid him as long as he is working. 

Potatoes must be frozen in order to get the quality you’re used to in the FF business. I know of no other chain that uses fresh.

Albuquerque, NM