My friend and I differentiate between the two by Sexy Crash and Racist Crash.

The movie itself was trite, and actually pretty racist though? Like, I agree that America doesn’t like discussing race, but there’s no reason a racist person wouldn’t love Crash. My oblivious older relatives thought it was great, because it had scenarios like this: A white cop sexually assaults a black woman, but his…

I don’t hate the movie; I just remain deeply confused at the adulation for what was basically a beautifully shot after-school special. The movie’s concept of racism is that everyone immediately and amply demonstrates exactly how racist they are to every single person they meet. It’s hard to get more ham-fisted than…

Every time I here about that movie I wonder if it’s this one or the James Spader car accident porn one. It’s never the James Spader.