Shit, when did they make crossing the street illegal?

His name is Daniel Wenzek not Wenzel.  

Oh fuck off. You get in someone else’s supercar, you hit the gas, the tires aren’t “performing at the level they should be”? If you decide to double the speed limit on a public street in a vehicle that you are not personally 100% certain of, it’s on you, bro.

“Investigators determined the cause of the fatal solo-vehicle collision was unsafe speed for the roadway conditions,” Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Commander Mike Parker said Tuesday.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Fuck off. Ivanka is slime, just like her greasy orange daddy who taught her every trick in his grifting tool chest. If you want to believe in the ridiculous myth she’s always cooing about go right the fuck ahead, as there’s a sucker born every minute, but don’t tell me what to think about that piece of shit or her…

Daddy’s little fraud, she’s as fake as daddy’s ridiculous make-believe bio is. She is not a “businesswoman”, her daddy gave her a “company” to play with. She was never a “model”, her daddy pulled strings to help her pretend she was. She is not “poised” or “moderate”, she is actually contrived and artificial, nothing…

I’d bet Jeff Goldblum would be a great roommate. He’s the type of guy who would buy a large pizza with every intention of sharing half of it with you. When he buys milk, he’s like, “Hey man, drink as much as you want. Just make sure I have some for my morning coffee.” He’s the kinda guy who always washes the dishes…

Jaywalking is White Privilege? Everyone does that in NYC.

Arsene Wenger is mentioned only once in this faux-article stream of consciousness. And while you’re thorough at pointing out all the nefarious efforts of Arsenal’s “peers” to push for a Prem title, you’ve failed to address the many reasons why Wenger has virtually ensured that Arsenal will not challenge for a Prem…

Really? I feel like you could watch Housewives and get the same therapeutic experience (I Know I Do). I actually dislike Kris the most since I feel she is the puppetmaster. The whole family is gross, don’t want to give them my viewership. When I’ve watched the show for even just 5 minutes, my brain feels like it lost…

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

I bust out laughing because of that gif! Thanks for that lol.

This is an era in which Spurs can credibly claim ownership of the Premier League’s best striker, best attacking midfielder, best defense

All of those explanations just absolutely crack my ass up. Anyone who’s ever seen the video can tell it was a tear-away piece of her top, and sure as hell with nothing but a nipple ring underneath.

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

What do you have against Timeberlake that you keep trying to make this about him?

Sure Timberlake knew what he was doing, because that was part of the plan.

I am ALL FOR an apology if the scenario was “accidentally exposing her breast” but I truly thought that was planned? Didn’t she have a pasty or something on her nipple? I don’t know about any of y’all but I only bust out the fancy pasties if I’m going to let the girls fly a little.

Which one is supposed to be the idiot in this case?