I think this absolute eejit is thinking of, or pretending to think of, Sinead O’Connor.

Unlimited vacation?

Hey dickhead....that’s all.

No that’s not all. You have a small penis and are ashamed of it. Often you look at it and think “hmph that’s pretty small”. Then you go online and write boring comments on things. All the while you are thinking about how small your penis is. It’s just sitting there in your pants being all…

City or United to win tomorrow?

It’s actually pronounced ‘wooster’. Dunno why but it is!

He’s got a lot of fabric going on there.

Much more of this please

Phil Spector!?

Next she’ll play the Mage card, the Sorcerer card and the Elder card. Donald hates that he sucks at Dungeons & Dragons.

These certainly are misdemeanors! Naughty scamp.

Autumn.