So good to be home! I woulda brought souvenirs but the brimstone kept setting off security alarms.

Breathe a long sigh of relief. Then cross your fingers we can get someone more progressive in the future. It ain’t over.

Yallllllllllll. I just want to run around my neighborhood banging on pots & pans scream singing from the top of my lungs. I live in a pretty quiet neighborhood so the cops would prolly be called on me. I haven’t felt any relief or sense of hope in years. I know we have a lot of work ahead of us but I have so much…

Thank you Philly

I agree that our election process is totally borked, but let’s not disrespect those grannies that showed up and worked through the night during a damn pandemic.

We’ve basically dumped a shitty, abusive boyfriend. And now he’s going to spend the next several months badmouthing us to everyone we know. Then once he’s finally out of our house, he’s going to leave a bunch of crap, and make stupid excuses to come back to get his shit, or have his even stupider, meaner friends call…

I always forget that the unenthusiastic votes count less.

You’re going to get a lot of crap from the comments about your hesitation regarding Harris, Prachi, but I understand and echo your concerns exactly. Satisfied with surface victories becomes complacency becomes apathy. 

Tucker Carlson looks like he has perpetual "I thought my keys were in my pocket" face

MORE LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY OF APOLOGIZING AMIRITE?! Day 4 of anxiety breakdown, going great! Anybody want some wine?

But why did this take 4 years....?

This chart shows exactly how delusional Trump is:

The funniest thing I heard today was a progressive pundit calling angry Trumpist the Y’all Qaeda. 

Sen. Mitt Romeny published a wishy-washy Notes App statement again:

Her greatest sin appears to be that she’s a very sincere Theatre Kid who fell into the tabloid overexposure cycle that a lot of female celebs get caught in -

I applaud Anne Hathaway using the apology to highlight good people actually doing something about this instead of the angry internet commentariat.

People shit talk her, but I've always liked Ann Hathaway. She's talented, gorgeous, and from this at least, seems to be a decent person.