@Radio Shapoopy! Flyer: You guys also have a satellite tracking people like me so you can start playing something really good whenever I park at my destination, right?

@TheSecondSpitter: The official "Dakar" hasn't started in Paris since 2001.

@FodderTheSane: Would they have any reason to test the Grand Vitara or Equator this year?

@Roberto G.: "30 MPH corner" doesn't have to be "street corner in a residential area with a 30 MPH speed limit."

A little more on that Decepzione:

@CraigSu: It's actually one of these under the skin.

@ZB209: "The concept also has Mini's ALL4 permanent all-wheel-drive system..."

I can't imagine why they didn't keep the Countryman's grille...

@Chairman Kaga: Maaaan...

@Ellomdian: It's an electric lock de-icer. Not sure if it works better than the chemical stuff, but I like the idea of it.

Got a very nice pair of driving gloves last year... Could use one of these this year.

O_O

Let's pretend this is the real #oppositelock.

@K5ING: It's a cautionary tale on why personal transportation (your private car) is better than public transportation?

removed the heat shield 30min after driving off the lot.

@JimboLodisC: You don't have Gateway anymore... [motorsports.fanhouse.com]

If it wasn't a given...

@The Standard Deviant: Blonde would be Bizarro Xuperman?

Xuperman?

@Møbius: Paddle shifters are actually a good thing for once, no man-touch required!