@KeyserSöze: She gets mailed to America?

Make it the dual-fuel rotary (gas/hydrogen). It'll run on buzzwords!

@Novaload: The "bulldozer" in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars is actually a pretty decent escape vehicle (capable of near highway speeds and heavy enough that when opposing traffic runs into you they just flip over), but it's really just a mislabeled front-end loader (someone at Rockstar didn't play with trucks as a…

@Bluecold:

@IN THE FACE!: Oh, no. This will be a full three-dimensional holographic projection. That's how we view all media in the year 2027, which the Greater China World Domination Council has declared "Year of the Grande Touring-mo 5 Really Coming Out This Time" (the original spelling and pronunciation have long been…

All that gold, and then it comes with an aluminum case? Lame.

@Jim-Bob- Living in Project House Hell: It couldn't do whatever the Europa S was supposed to do.

Did I forget to check in here and say congrats?

@CraigSu:

Anyone know the story behind the W114 painted like the Roten Sau?

@Enorym: It would coast. No friction in space!

@spiegel1: Huh?

@Baby Beater Benz: How about a modern version of the '57 Eldorado Brougham?

Did the Germans help us out that much during the Revolutionary War?

@Billy_Buddy: Hmm... If you replace some of the dialog with booms, and use explosions to cover certain visual, Transformers 2 could almost be watchable.

@Doctor Insano: Is reversing the image all it takes to defeat YouTube's "video fingerprinting"?

@bboothy: I thouht the whole point of Porsche's rear engined layout was it allowed them to use VW Beetle parts. Then they just stuck with it.

@iancoleTX: They make 'em for automatics.

@Volvo4Life - S60R Totaled :(: I will not yield to you!

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