If you guys open up a Jalopnik China (Ben? Did they give you a return flight ticket?), this dude could be the new... whatever that guy in the old Jalopnik logo was.

Iп this Дmэriкaй Яevоlutioи, thэяе шill ьe sфme casualties.

True, there was no sheriff's report and there is no salvage title on this wrecked Raptor. There's just an eBay page (and now a Jalopnik article) with photographic evidence and the VIN (1FTEX1EVXAFA23294).

@wookie1901: If the Raptor has two doors, the RX-8 has 2 doors.

@RäcinG73™: Nein! Ve invented ze "four-door coupe."

@jalopnikfan: Officially, it's a Shooting Break. Which is fine by me, because shooting brake already has a definition, and that car doesn't fit it.

@aspire.comptech: Boeing's comeback: "Yo Airbus, I heard yo A380 so fat, the ICAO had to recommend special takeoff and landing seperation guidelines for it!"

@Fodder650: Yeah, the 747 is just a fatass.

@Maxx Cracker — sponsored by Peniston Oils: He gets by on a technicality- the TSA doesn't consider bags of hot air as hazardous.

@egoods: On the other hand, I just bought a pair of Pilotis, so maybe they are doing something right.

@Adam Spano: Robertson Racing. They'd probably be faster is the team's namesake stopped playing race-car driver. [www.robertsonrace.com]

Renault?

@Adam Spano: There is no Farnbacher Loles anymore.

I'd still rather have this paintscheme that JOY.

@yellofury : JPNS OEM JDM: Hmmm. It's certainly closer to a shooting brake than this is to a GT car. (The camo is for your protection)

The interior is very nice... but, four doors do not a shooting brake make.

The example has been set!

@Piloter: Serious answer: When it's not a racetrack, the Pike's Peak Highway is a toll road. The toll road is 19 miles, while the hillclimb course is just 12.4 miles. What I've gathered is that the speed limit on the toll road varies from 15 to 25 mph, and it takes the average car about an hour to get to the top,…

@Piloter: I should note that time was set by an 800HP, AWD and winged Fiesta driven by a two-time WRC champion.

@Piloter: An average econobox like a Ford Fiesta? About 11 and a half minutes.