Right there with you my friend. I’m protesting them, until they hire an Epstein-like president to make all their football decisions.

His 23 jersey was the last piece of Bears’ apparel I purchased.

You forgot about the Olympics!

So if we all join a union it solves ever perceived issue? Got it

Picking the top players at every position? That's bold.

“whose team is lousy with great hitters”

How come the Olympic committee never accepts bribes from first world countries? You would think the strength of any first-world dollar would make their bribe comparable to Brazil or Greece.

...do not get me started with those internets

Game show style: we all tweet with a hashtag or text some phone number our vote. A- Pass Interference on the defense B-Holding on the defense C-Don’t care D- Whatever is best for my fantasy team