Losing a Bucco to save some buccos...

Would Tebow be considered an Elite Lannister soldier?

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.

Also the two likeliest subjects my uncle starts complaining about after his fourth 7-and-7.

+1 Sock Puppet of corporate America

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Blogger Who Claims To Have Own Opinions On White Sox Allows Team Employee To Dictate Headline

One day you’re going to flex your biceps at a weigh in and your arms are going become stuck like that, her mother warned.

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

Not me, I jumped on the Bears bandwagon right as I watched them end Tony Eason’s life. And benefitted immensely from the many championships that followed.

At a formative age, I disliked frontrunners — and my younger brother had already hitched his bandwagon to the Bulls so that was out. So, I, who did not live in New York, decided I was a Knicks fan, and, because I am nothing if not loyal (and, apparently, because I fucking hate myself) stuck with this allegiance so…

Nothing against Fultz, Ball, or whoever else goes in the first 2 picks, but for my own sake I hope they suck donkey balls.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Nick Saban? Cranky.

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

This is what I’m scared of as a Gtown alum. I’d give him one more year, at least.

As a DePaul alum (our school owns the movie rights on this script), I will just say that if you DO pull the trigger, make sure you have a damn good coach lined up as a replacement.

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