Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

If I’m being honest, I have to wonder if the delay in Trump’s response was because he was personally offended by Shaw’s tan suit.

Or because he’s still a big fat douchebag quitter. Whichever you like.

“Give the man his dinger!”

This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

I know I should be hip to ultramarathoning celebs, but uh, which one of those herbs pictured above is Agnew?

Before we leap to condemn him here we have to remember that Griezmann is French and therefore was raised in a different culture. A cowardly, racist culture.

I can’t blame anyone for not watching bulls games but he has actually been playing quite well for the last 10 games. with 16 points, 7 assists and 5 rebounds and shooting close to 50%. With solid D.

In fairness to Zinke, that’s not a skill he’ll need in 10-12 years, when there are no more rivers.

Melgalvis always had a reputation for being intense, but now he’s just fucking metal.

Jason Kidd is a REALLY bad coach.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

Every time I read a quote from Kyrie I become more convinced that he never actually set foot in a classroom at Duke

“...his entire vocabulary of multisyllabic words is operated by a lotto machine.”

I mean why does that matter? You don’t extra credit for spending less money.

*Astros take 2-0 ALCS lead because Keuchel and Verlander shut down the Yankees offense. It’s not just Judge. The entire offense looks like hot garbage.