Curtis Enis was such a bust that all the kids I grew up with had jerseys of his and then wrote a P in front of his last name.

Have any of you ever had Skyline Chili? Is there something I’m missing? Because I sure did hate it.

Which NFL team’s fans send you the most “you hate us!” emails?

He’s really forced the dodgers to fidel around with their lineup

You would have to change free agency rules to an extent in order to give lower tier teams a better way to recoup from when top talent leaves, but the ability to do FA Cup style tournaments with baseball makes me salivate. The game is so random that anything could happen. Championship game: San Francisco Giants Vs.…

I legitimately haven’t the slightest clue whether that video is from 1988 or 2015. In many ways I prefer not to know.

In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

Stop trying to steal my fun by being right!

They actually lost 65 times last year because they got womped by the Cubs in the NLDS.

That’s exactly what it is. “If a second guy who viewers trust wholeheartedly agrees with a call then people can’t be pissed at us.” But nobody has a clue what constitutes a catch, so how could they possibly agree on it.

The issue that Carey exposed is that even via replay so many calls in football are extremely subjective. People want a referee in the booth to pretty much say what the call will be and why. He couldn’t because he often had different opinions than the referee. This wasn’t due to one being necessarily wrong, but rather…

How much would someone have to pay you to take a fastball right to the face with a mask on? I’d say $10K.

“Trump told us that he happens to “have a tremendous feeling for Mexican-Americans.”

+30 MLB teams colluding against our lord and savior

What the heck. Who put all these onions in my cubicle?

So there’s no Hope of her playing for USWNT again?

Lots of people are saying that Deadspin are just a bunch of losers who like to pick on the Cardinals because they play baseball and yell racist slurs the Right Way. People are saying this. Sad!

He’s a real life Gaston

The second he sat in the seat, that section became more populated than the entire upper deck.

LOL. As if Mashable would actually pay for their strippers.