BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Why is it such a big deal that one would need ID to vote? How else would one prove their identity and residency? You mentioned NC, in which you have a ton of options for ID: “These first-time voters may show current and valid photo ID (driver’s license or state ID, US Passport, employee ID, student ID, military ID),…

The only way this gets funnier is if you get held up for that gift card on the way to IKEA by someone with a gun that you totally could have stopped if that son of a whore Obama* hadn’t taken your Glock!

* = It’s ok to say this, right? Another world leader said it, I’m just quoting him here.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

this is an incredible own

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

22. Whoever the hell owns the Packers

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Guys, one of these days, Canada is going to get sick of the USA bullshit and take us over. And then, we’ll all be sorry.

The quality has submarined.

I bought an RFID blocking minimalist wallet from Hammer Anvil and am enjoying it; very durable, much more so than a similar one I bought at a Bass outlet store a year or so ago.

I bought an RFID blocking minimalist wallet from Hammer Anvil and am enjoying it; very durable, much more so than a…

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

Everything they ever did is fucking trash. Worse than the Eagles.

It was only a half point per grit league.

Sentient old broccoli or this:

“Some black guy.”

this is good kinja.