No, he hasn’t. But it is adorable that he has snowed you into believing that.

Yeah but Warren didn’t back Sanders so now they all hate her.

Plus, he’s a dick and not a Democrat and I’m positive Obama hates him, too.

Oh, no, you misunderstand: many people on the left at this point haaaaate Bernie. The man himself. Hate him. Hate. He’s a dilettante who has done nothing but shit on the Democrats from the left (not just Hillary — remember when he wanted Obama to be primaried in 2012) while actually accomplishing nothing. He’s a…

Because both of them want to be the de facto option in 2020 and their followers universally are unwilling to see their blind ambition.

Bernie is one of the people who I would least want representing the Democratic/liberal/progressive view on healthcare and Obamacare. He is a poor debater and has a hard time articulating his arguments other than “us vs. millionaires/billionaires” and “the UK has socialized healthcare so why can’t we???”

I’ve told this story here before but here goes. Ted Cruz is an utter dick in real life. We lived in the same area and shopped at the same Walgreens. He was with one of his daughters, who was dressed in p.j.’s and crying. He was yelling at her to hurry up. She tripped and fell and he left her behind to go to another…

What irks me about Bernie is he purposefully spent his entire career spurning the Democrat label despite caucusing and voting with Democrats the overwhelming majority of the time. He purposefully marginalized himself within the Democratic Party by refusing to identify as a Democrat. But then he comes out of nowhere…

GELLA, cnn is all trump watches because he has a small dick and is obsessed with anyone that criticizes him. also, hello!

Both these guys can go fuck themselves. I’m so tired of Bernie Sanders remaining at the forefront and everybody making believe he played no role in getting us to where we are today.

Seriously. Fascism is taking hold in America and this is what the “Revolution Leader” Bernie does? I’ve said it a hundred times but it bears repeating. Fuck Bernie Sanders.

AKA, the Please Elect Me in 2020 Because I am a Leader debate. Election year, much like Christmas, seems to come more quickly every year.

Bernie: “All people in America should have affordable healthcare!”

I will never let this gif go as long as Ted Cruz is alive/in politics.

Kara, this debate definitely serves a purpose. It allows me to find a reason to post Ted in his Vincent Adultman raincoat.

So, many people say that Cruz is into hookers and Peter Thiel fucks little boys. I’m not saying it, just like I’m not saying that Chuck Johnson is a floor shitter or James Woods is out of his mind on coke. But other people sure are.

I think my time will be better spent watching pornography and guzzling discount vodka.

That’s a whole lot of unwatchable right there. Fuck both of ‘em.

Ted is just going to lie and lie with that smug smirk on his face. I don’t see this being productive.

No thanks. I won’t watch anything with Ted Cruz. He’s desperate for relevancy, given that his presidential ambitions have been dashed. Instead they should just air this (it would be more entertaining):