Please define “funny”.

Where is my tiniest violin? Meh, not even going to bother with that. Become a token to a vile racist would-be kleptocrat? Expect consequences. My only objection is to the choice of words. Let’s not insult whores here.

Near shut-in levels of whiteness, but can I be an ally?? This sounds awesome!! Heh, hit the haters where it hurts - in their wallets!

George Lopez is painfully unfunny. He also gives off a distinct self-hating vibe. Like he would push a button and not be Mexican if he could. But he can’t and he’s a hack, so he’s stuck in this unfunny career that he knows is unfunny.

The lady in the audience could leave him and his corny hate behind. But he’s stuck…

The joke was racist.

This. I experienced this from a family member. It’s like, dude, your mother is a black woman, the mother of your children is a black woman. You **clap** have **clap** black **clap** daughters **clap, clap**. STOP with that bullshit; aint’ nobody got time for that. I’m not here for that; I’ll never be here for that.…

Obligatory:

Can you imagine finding something like this? I once found $20 in a book I bought at a yard sale and thought it was the greatest thing ever, it must be awesome to find something that important.

I’m confused.

This is where the libertarian-leaning branch of the Republican party needs to speak up. Civil forfeiture is probably the closest thing we could legally get to “the government is gonna take all my guns!”

TL;DNR version: A Texas state senator (with a Mexican-sounding name) wants to make it harder for the police to steal your stuff.

Whelp, threatening to ruin a political career because you disagree with a policy is like just this side of corruption if i say so myself.

My personal “favorite” bit of news today concerning our dear Senators was this one over on Politico, where Congressman Reichert told his fellow lilly-livered elected officials:

Civil forfeiture is fucked up, y’all.

Logic doesn’t work on right wingers; if it did, they wouldn’t be right wingers. Most people will have tried logic before throwing punches at Nazis. Guess what? Punching at least shuts up the damn Nazis, if only for a while.

Nobody said “Punch the families of Nazis,” so your false equivalence is Trump apologism.

1. If more people had stood up to the Nazis in the 30's, the game would not have taken place during a war because there wouldn’t have BEEN a war.

It was a symbolic victory.

This is why I hate students and the New-Left. They seem to think that problems are always solved by talking when sometimes you need to throw a few punches.