You know what’s fucking great and goes to O’Hare from lots of great places? The fucking blue line.
How about we fund the Blue Line instead of throwing money at #techbro.

Most City Police have specific numbers and staff for dealing with taxi inquiries.

I’m just fucking dazed. What a horrible person, horrible situation, but somehow I have the biggest smile on my smile.

Drew’s go to cliche is getting temporarily angry, then retreating back to suckle at the teat of NFL news.  WYTS Skins was a master class.

The fact that both those guys are chatting up women is by far the greatest triumph of the Marvin Lewis era.

Thank you so much for voicing your opinion.  It really does matter.

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

The owners colluded to hide information on devastating brain injuries caused by their workplace, I have no doubt that they would collude on salaries from a purely moral perspective.

I’m really sorry to hear that. We’re really lucky to have a number of exceptionally strong female coaches, which absolutely helps the culture. Zero tolerance to masculine gatekeeping helps as well obviously, but having strong knowledgable female role models is irreplaceable.

You were totally right to call me out for my bullshit, and I really appreciate your willingness to engage.

I have no interest in doxing myself or my coaching credentials, but I will tell you my reason for being troubled with the first lift.

Rampaging asshole accidentally saves teen from slipping disk with shit-ass deadlift form.

Wait, you haven’t created greasemonkey scripts to replace people’s posts with Cat pictures? It’s pretty great.  Was a pain to fix with the new “endless scroll” future, but w/e.

This is very intentional so that you can’t easily report an Uber driver’s dangerous behavior.

Fuck it, good for them.

Right, but traditionally the narrative structure of:

And where are you at today?

Eat my ass, Logan square is fucking great and no amount of gentrifying hipsters will move me.

Planning on coming back to this, as your articles are almost always fantastic.

I don’t know the intricacies of Gawker vertical sorting, but “where do we put our biographical articles about men being gluttons? Oh, right, Jez” is sort of strange.