Success is often random.

The idea that “A complete destruction of the barriers to entry will cause a new Renaissance of reporting.” Was really compelling. Instead we seem to have the opposite, you can pick and choose your reporter, with hundreds clammering to take their place if the reporter doesn’t carry water hard enough for you. In a…

Runaway golfcart isn’t deterred by its low ranking, it has a job to do!

See now making people un-greyed without earning it is the strategy you should have taken to really piss off conservatives.....

You’re going to spend your last day here explaining things that are way too nuanced for a Trump supporter to accept?

Owens Corning may have hidden Mesothelioma, but at least their logo game is on point.

Their logo is super memorable due to its creepiness, they have a dozen Chicago stores w/ that logo and I used to log 100 miles a week. It happens...

Check plus.

My partner is so fucking sick of my “It looks like a super villain logo” rant.

Klutch Sports somehow only has the second worst globe logo ever:

In a sea of fucking terrible posts, this gem will drift away unnoticed....

Fucking christ.

But it’s difficult to be interesting sober

These are clearly procedurally generated.

This is a fucking amazing story, thank you for sharing it Dennis.

Fucking awesome post.

SJC: “Hey Barry, these self inserts into Hockey stories are fucking annoying”

You’re better than this; stop fucking inserting yourself in the first paragraph of your articles. You come off like a Peter King style knob.

Dude, you’re really fucking likeable. This was a fun segment.

Might be nice to credit the youtube video that inspired this article.