Fuckin’ mondays...

Pour one out for my homies...

This is by far the best article you’ve written in quite some time.

Well done.

Real talk, everything Chris Brown does in public is the fault of people who support him.

I mean, it’s the same cycle of soft-consequences for white people and race, that got Trump elected.

Ok.... but does your hairstyle impact whether you choose to belt out Lady of Rage?

So what, did you look at the Stephon Clark articles and think “Too challenging for me, better slam my head against the keyboard to make some #thinkpiece drivel!”

That intro is absolutely the kind of sportswriting Deadspin exists to shit all over.

If you haven’t seen the Lion King in 20 years, I recommend a rewatch for a similar feeling. #teamzazu

it’s one less transaction for those who are going to tip properly (if you are just joining us, that’s 20 percent!)

I would argue that the Dems desperately need to distance themselves from the limousine liberal “Cool Kids”

I deeply regret purchasing a one year subscription to the Atlantic specifically to support TNC. I should have just sent him $20.00.

Is “kin of stain” an expression, or was that just an amazingly apt typo?

“Which little rat dog reaction image should I use?”

This.

Does this say more about you or your college?

I love all these “High Character” football coaches. Who makes a bigger deal out of the character and fortitude they demand from their football players than Schiano? “I want Schiano-men, small petulant men who bully when leading and turn coward at the first sign of difficulty.” Angle shooting about how much he knew at…

Side picture is way more embarrassing. Christ, what the fuck happened to him?