He’s definitely figured out how to be the “contrite voice of reason” and will ride that horse into the ground.

Wait, medics aren’t supposed to be high damage buzzsaws? - Every TFC player.

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In our collective shock (ok, well most are just here for the schadenfreude), I think someone people are under representing just how far 20 blocks is.

“Nurture,” a word we have re-defined to mean “society and technology.”

This was fucking fantastic.

At least this is on brand with ESPN’s fetishization of corporations as a replacement for the judicial system.

I was doing something unlawful, and then someone else did something unlawful, then the board of directors decided what to do! **dusts hands**

It’s usually pretty easy to predict the top rated comment on Gawker, I’m genuinely impressed that an Email of the week featuring “Going into an enclosed space”,“Pulling a lever with disastrous consequences”, all based on “Russian influence” didn’t lead to any Trump jokes.

With the total disregard she shows for her own body, why would anyone expect her to not dehumanize others?

Talk shit get spit?

In honor of Deadspin’s excellent reporting about such issues, and the commenters who wrote so passionately, I urge each and every person to skip the NCAA tournament, rather than continue to fund its enablement of sexual assault.

This should probably be the “Doooooon’t care” version that I’m too kinjignorant to post right.

If someone could make a “Stronger With Her” template with the no more circle in a touching embrace with a pink ribbon, that’d be great.

Apologies, I almost always put (to a much lesser extent) or something similar, but I forgot this time.

“I just wanna live long enough to see SOMEONE get cuffed, and watch all of Trump’s assets get frozen, repossessed, and burned to the fucking ground. I don’t think that’s a lot to ask.”

DID YOU KNOW HE’S TOMMY LASORDA’S GODSON AND WAS DRAFTED AS A FAVOR TO HIM?

Do you think there’s some way we can tell he’s lazy?

That’s a really sweet story, and I hope you’re doing ok.

“Character and fit with our organization”

Yes, people are so disenfranchised by our government and judicial system that they would rather corporations be the arbiter of law.