I was vaguely appalled by the self congratulatory way that these issues were raised.

Why would someone with disgusting, easily changed features ride someone for things they were born with?

You sound like an absolutely fantastic teacher.

Fuck yeah!

I hope they chain down everyone involved in MvCI and force them to watch this game. What a perfect way to show everything they fucked up.

Picking up another NFL team is a garbage idea. Take the out.

But without Thompson it would have bounced right to the defender

Ugh for real. An American with a chin, what sort of dystopian hell scape is this?

The diarrhea is the quick part, it’s the can sealing/applying of the skyline label that takes forever.

One of the most shocking aspects of your excellent reporting is just the pure volume of similar stories. It is truly jarring (though this may be evidence of my overwhelming naivety...)

During a “movie” date with someone way out of my league

Nice to have an Email of the Week that is verbal diarrhea instead of the traditional kind.

Getting dunked on cleanly > Fouling

One nice thing is that you’re generally only account muted, once you make a new burner you’re good to go.

Crawl back from the bottom again with effort and puns!

Sadly your Deadcast “Year in Review” performance has killed your righteous indignation articles for me. Give it 30 seconds, you’ll be back to giggling.

Just a reminder that Shkreli perfectly represents what we incentivize in America.

I think I speak for all Americans (except Mike Pence) when I say: what the heck is the point of non-alcoholic beer? 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a comic created solely to contrast the grimdark stupidity of 1980s Daredevil comics, become stupidly grimdark will never not be hilarious.

That’s good hustle.

Baylor, Michigan State, Penn State (and to a much lesser extent) UNC still have athletic programs.