He’s so smug and Alice is the definition of a one note harpy character. That scene where she's screaming at Philip and Elizabeth, gripping her pregnant belly, made me want to smack her. Blame your dumb husband for running off to be a white savior in Africa!

I mean, who doesn’t like stomach rubbing and ear tickling?

And scooped it.

Not so super rare there, guy.

So this happened....

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

As long as they’re taking their heartworm medication and manage to puke on the hard floors and not the carpet, good for them.

LUCKY YOOOOOOOOU. I’m moving off weekend mornings soon (PRAISE HANDS) but I regularly wear the same outfit both days. Without showering in between. And the shirt is also my pajama shirt.

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

That story is sad and I can’t help but wonder if there’s something wrong there. I’m no expert on eating disorders and I don’t know her life, but man.... if I were 75 and weighing my salads at Cannes, I’d hope someone would try to get me help.

I miss Alias. There. I said it. It feels better.

If you start copy/pasting the same conspiracy theory about how he stole your dimples or something, I would really be into that, thx

Yeah really. I highly doubt that if he does have friends who have confided their experiences in him, that they would really want him explicitly naming them/their experiences or even the perpetrators. He’s using his voice to say it goes on and it needs to stop, but he never said he knew facts or names, only that he had…

Ah, okay. So you’re basically saying “no one should take my dumb suggestions seriously because I'm a nobody." Thanks for clarifying. I'll take your advice in the future.

If he WAS talking about people he knows, he probably now regrets it because people are speculating about who.

This is one of the stupidest things I've read. And I read gawker a lot.

If there really are as many powerful behind-the-scenes pedos in Hollywood as suggested, did it really bomb or was it just sort of quietly buried?

That’s not how I interpreted either of his statements.