I WOULD LIVE THROUGH 1967 AS A BLACK WOMAN IF IT MEANT I HAD A SHOT WITH PAUL NEWMAN.

Madeleine Davies is Truth.

I related to this one more than any of the previous ones. I don’t lady very well I guess.

If you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear some catnip in your hair....

Gen-X 4eva.

Clean it?

Parent-Normal Activity.

Last time I suggested a soft-swap like this I ended up single.

Hmmm you know what, I like Deadspin, so I’m down for this Freaky Friday stunt.

Normally when a stranger asks me this many personal questions In a row... I’m being paid for my time lol.

Parents be like “Little Sophia is plotting on a 3rd grade level.”

Because she knows she can be much more effective in her current position. Also running for and being President requires a massive ego—I don’t think she’s that kind of person.

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

I think the thing that makes it ok...or okayer, I guess...is that in humor, it’s ok to punch up but not down. As long as white people have the structures of power beneath them, poking fun is the least of their (our) worries.

Ditto that. I get that legally the casting call might be wrong, I get that they should have known better or phrased it more subtly, and I’m fine with them getting a slap on the wrist if they broke a law - but I’m not fine with some entitled little prick who complained about it and is sat somewhere with a little smug…

I’m in agreement with you. The ‘90s were all about safe sex, condoms in the common room of dorms, schools taught you about what sex was, how to protect yourself and your partner from pregnancy and STDs. In general it felt as though sexual exploration was encouraged back then.

White people are so fragile.

“What if they put an ad out that said, ‘Whites only need apply?’” he tells CBS. “Why, African-Americans, Latinos, Asians would be outraged.”

It’s really a beautiful and touching post, and a reminder that being compassionate to someone, even famous strangers, can really make a difference in a person’s life.

So this is a performance art? Or his pick up line is “I have lots of money and cancer”?